Breaking News!: Angel Moroni Stolen From The Salt Lake City, Utah Mormon Temple

Salt Lake City, Utah – Around sunset last night a large drone removed the golden Angel Moroni from the top of the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple. Witnesses claim that the drone used a green laser to cut and remove the statue from the top of the building. Some sort of suction cup was deployed […]

Snoop Dogg Joins The Mormon Church

DIAMOND BAR, California (AP) — In what some may consider an unexpected move, rap artist “Snoop Dogg” has reportedly converted to Mormonism after nearly a year of study with the fast-growing, Utah-based faith. {PHOTO CAPTION: Snoop Dogg says he “can’t get enough of the Book of Mormon.”} In a statement, a spokeswoman for Snoop Dogg […]

Farmington, Utah woman finds two live cobras in her green beans.

Farmington, Utah – A Farmington Woman found two live cobras after opening a can of Western Family green beans. Western Family has pulled their product from store shelves. Western Family will include hypodermic needles filled will anti-venom with all future cans of green beans.

Beaver, Utah is getting a strip club & the name is hilarious!

The Mayor Says “This is the hottest thing we’ve stuck in Beaver in along time!” Beaver took a hard pounding during the recession. This should pull us out and put Beaver back on top.

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