Breaking News: Utah breaks a world record for largest fireworks celebration ever! The New Years Eve event could be felt in 5 states and shifted the earths axis off by 1 degree and moved the California coastline 3 feet. This celebration put all Japanese, Chinese and Dubai records to shame. Local Police are still looking for the people responsible.They need to question them for their use of firecrackers and roman candles. Sargent Hyrum Joe Smith wants to remind us that “Aeriel fireworks, mortars, bazookas, flame throwers, pirate canons, tanks and small missiles are OK but Utah will not tolerate the use of roman candles and firecrackers in this state.”
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