Life Discovered On The Moon, Mormons Dispatch Missionaries
Washington DC- Donald Trump announced on Friday that NASA has discovered intelligent life on the Moon. Donald Trump has not been a traditional US president. Many have wondered if UFO disclosure was on the table. Five species of aliens were discovered. The greys were the dominate species on the planet. “A video of a […]
Mormons To Build LDS Temple On Mars
Mars- The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints just announced that they will be building an LDS temple on Mars. On Monday morning, the church plans on launching a super rover named “FAITH.” The super Droid was built at BYU’s robotics department. “We named this robot ‘Faith’ because Faith will move […]
Utah Sound Guy Commits Suicide To Avoid Working A deadmau5 Concert
Moab, Utah- Stan Whipple, A Utah Sound engineer, drove his car off of a cliff Wednesday morning with his boss locked in the trunk. The Moab Police were able to pull surveillance video from a bar that Harry owned and the found a conversation and the motive. His boss informed him that deadmau5 was […]
Save The Jackalopes Of Antelope Island
The Story Antelope Island, Utah- Our story begins back in the 1800s. In the middle of the Great Salt resides Antelope Island. Wildlife is everywhere! Antelope, birds, waterfowl, bison, bighorn sheep, wading birds, small mammals, reptiles, coyotes, bobcats, jackrabbits, pronghorn, mule deer and several species of rodents. Millions of migrating birds are visiting the island. […]
22 New Potential Sites For Utah Homeless Shelters
Salt Lake City,Utah- The people of SLC can’t seem to agree on a location to house the new homeless shelter. Surrounding cities don’t want be a part of it. Town halls all over Utah have erupted in protest, bickering and fighting. Nobody seems to want to have a homeless shelter in their town. Local officials […]
The 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming are already causing problems in Utah
Coalville, Utah- This morning county10.com broke the story that 90 kangaroos were released in Dubois, Wyoming. Not long after the kangaroos found their way to Utah. They were spotted around Echo Reservoir. Kangaroos are fond of fish, birds and have plenty of greens to eat. Hyrum Tolman of the Utah DWR thinks they will hang […]
Breaking News: Angel Moroni Stolen From The Salt Lake City, Utah Mormon Temple
Salt Lake City, Utah – Just before sunset last night, a large drone removed the golden Angel Moroni from the top of the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple. Witnesses claim that the drone used a green laser to cut and remove the statue from the top of the building. Some sort of suction cup was […]
Utah issues first baby DUI
Salt Lake City, Utah- A crazed baby on fermented breast milk, led Utah Highway Patrol, Bountiful, West Bountiful, Woods Cross, North Salt Lake and Salt Lake Police Departments on a slow speed chase today. West Bountiful Police got a report of a billegerent baby urinating in the sand box at a West Bountiful Park. When […]
Utah Names New DUI Law After Former Utah Highway Patrol Officer ‘Lisa Steed.’
Dirty Steeds, Done Dirt Cheap! Salt Lake City, Utah- Lisa Steed is a former Davis Country Utah Highway Patrol. She was the state’s top revenue making machine. She broke state records for DUI arrest. She was even awarded ‘Trooper Of The Year” for it. But Lisa had a dirty little secret. 99% of her DUI […]
Breaking News: Robbery At Bountiful, Utah Chase Bank
Bountiful, Utah- A Clearfield man entered Chase Bank on 500 South in Bountiful to cash a check for the amount of $50.01. He never expected to be robbed by the bank itself. The clerk made an angry face and said “We’re taking $8.00 to cash that check!” Eight bucks to cash a $50.00 check! We have […]