Breaking News!!! Giant Brine Shrimp Attacked Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City, Utah- A giant mutant brine shrimp crawled out of the Great Salt Lake near Saltair. Made it’s way to downtown and terrorized the city. The Salt Palace and Temple Square were both targets of the giant creature. This story does have a happy ending though. Watch The Video. Please share this story […]

Utah To Ban High Speed Internet And Revert To Dialup

Photo Source: Rick Bowmer/AP Salt Lake City, Utah- Governor Gary Herbert just set forth legislation to ban all residential high speed internet in the state. Proposing only government agencies would have access to broadband, fiber, or other lightning fast services. Everyone else will have 56k dail up modems This is Herbert’s new strategy to combat […]

Breaking News: Scientists bring back the UtahRaptor

Vernal, Utah- A group of Utah scientists have successfully cracked the genome of the UtahRaptor. The UtahRaptor was originally discovered in a quicksand death trap in Utah. These dinosaurs were 10 times the size of the all other raptors. Weighing in at one ton and standing twice the height of a human. Total length was […]

Valentine’s Day: Special Report

(February 2017 — Salt Lake City, UT) If you’re looking for the sweetest spot to be on this day for lovers, you couldn’t find a better place than Mormon country. A University of Kansas study, released last week, rated Mormon men as the most potent in the country. As part of a survey of several […]

Utah Neighborhood Fireworks Show Breaks A World Record!

Breaking News: Utah breaks a world record for largest fireworks celebration ever! The New Years Eve event could be felt in 5 states and shifted the earths axis off by 1 degree and moved the California coastline 3 feet. This celebration put all Japanese, Chinese and Dubai records to shame. Local Police are still looking […]