Salt Lake City, Utah – After numerous complaints about the 9th & 9th Whale art installation in the roundabout located at 9th South and 9th East, Mayor Mendenhall held a press conference.

“Why not put a statue there that’s better, something way better…. And I thought, why not me!?” Said Mayor Mendenhall.

The new art installation will be called that and ‘THE GREASTEST MAYOR OF ALL TIME BIKES TO WORK AND SAVES THE DAY’.

Erin feels that her boss babe energy is timeless and should be dipped in bronze for all eternity.

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